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Comedy Central
Oct 11, 2012 11:00pm PDT
for the american economy. >> you are suggesting a jobs program through election spending. >> exactly. where is the problem? >> it doesn't benefit america. most americans are singed by it. >> really? what about these americans they are busy making hats and tote bags normally manufactured by anymoreible fingered malaysian children. it's thanks to election spending. we learn why. >> half work is directly election based. >> they could get the baseball hats cheaper from foreign sweatshops but they can't because -- >> if they get caught which they will it will cost so much more money to fix the problem, back pedal. apologize, change their message. >> these jobs are all in part built on the kind of electoral jinglism part of modern campaign culture. >> our business is built on thank you have the eagle by the balls, mitch. >> haven't heard that one before but it makes sense. >> all day, mitch. all day. the problem isn't that there's too much money in elections it's that there's not enough elections in the first place. luckily there's a way for us to fix that. >> our nation is in trouble. debt, fore
Comedy Central
Oct 8, 2012 11:00pm PDT
? >> i know this. this economy doesn't feel like the employment improved to this level >> these numbers don't smell right >> jon: they don't feel right. they don't smell right. that's two of the five senses. jack, how does this jobs report taste? that was our only copy. we don't have any real evidence. how about if you present your lack of evidence >> maybe it's a coincidence. that the month before the election we have a number that comes out one tenth below when the president took office. from an ideologue division of the federal government. i don't have any idea how they do it. they're filled with assumptions, eric >> jack, i'm not a believer in coincidences. i don't think there are any in life. >> jon: no coincidences? your life must be a constant series of unsolved mysteries. interesting. it rained on the only two days i had off. obama! it just makes me wonder if these good numbers from the b.l.s. are clearly a conspiracy, what were the earlier less positive numbers from the b.l.s. considered? >> when you go strictly by the bureau of labor statistics numbers, there are more people o
Comedy Central
Oct 10, 2012 11:00pm PDT
approve this message. >> it's me, big bird. >> big,iel oh, a menace to our economy. mitt romney knows it's not wall street you have to worry about. it's sesame street. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers ) >> jon: so we're not moving on. ( laughter ) that's pretty hard hitting. you know the most damning line in thattade. >> i'm barack obama and i approve this message. >> jon: why? what is the use of having a superpac if they don't give you plausible deniability. you're going with the big bird pie, still? ( laughter ) you know what's going to happen next? >> this new ad that's come out from the obama campaign, let me play it for you this morning. i'd love your reaction, here it is. >> mitt romney taking on our enemies, no matter where they nest. >> i'm not even sure what the question is, senator, but i'm-- ( laughter ) i guess i am just asking-- >> i don't, either. ( laughter ). >> jon: that ad allowed john mccain, john mccain allowed him to laugh at you. ( laughter ) to laugh at you for using a cartoonish, child-like figure to invigorate your campaign. that's mccain who was saying that
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